Have you ever:

had a surprise party?

Yes, a few times.

been on Tv?

Yes, many times.

driven a truck?

Only truck-based SUV's and vans and also a big farm tractor. Biggest thing I've ever driven was this 640 ft. steamship members.tripod.com/~PARNA...ivale.html

broken a bone?

Thank God, no.

gone surfing?

No. I prefer underwater to above water.

ridden a horse?

Yes, several times.

ridden a motorcycle?

No, nor do I intent too.

played an instrument in public?

No. Don't know how to play.

sung in public?

No. I'm not interested in opening a used shoe store.